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Though May Ingest a Satchel of Richards Patch
This is not just a patch. It’s a Shakespearean-level insult in cottagecore drag.
The “Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards” embroidered patch takes a very clear “kindly f off” and wraps it in pretty little flowers. It’s giving medieval scroll. It’s giving Renaissance roast. It’s giving “I read, actually.”This floral swear patch is perfect for denim jackets, tote bags, backpacks, vests, and anywhere you want to serve “soft but will absolutely end you verbally” energy. The flowers are cute, the text is dramatic, and the overall effect is: I am polite, but not safe.
Ideal for petty babes (compliment), drama scholars, and anyone who likes their insults with a side of embroidery. Iron it on, sew it down, and let people figure it out at their own pace.
Measurements: 6.5 x 9cm
Iron on info
Iron-On Patch Application Guide
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Prepare fabric: Ensure clean, wrinkle-free fabric.
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Heat Iron & place: Set to appropriate fabric temperature. Place the patch where desired.
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Protect, press & hold: Use heat-resistant fabric over the patch. Iron with even pressure for 15-20 seconds.
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Check Adhesion: Verify secure attachment; re-iron if needed.
For more detailed instructions go here Iron application
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Sew on info
Sew-On Patch Attachment Guide:
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Choose Placement: Decide where to attach the patch.
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Thread Needle: Thread and knot the needle.
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Start Sewing: Begin sewing from the backside, hiding the knot. Use small, close stitches to secure the patch.
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Complete Stitching: Sew around the patch, knot the thread on the backside, and trim excess thread.
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Inspect and Adjust: Check for secure attachment, re-stitch any loose edges.
For more detailed instructions go here Sewing application-
