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Not Today - LARGE Patch

Not Today - LARGE Patch

$12.00Price

When life throws chaos your way, let the “Not Today” Laser Eyes patch do the talking. At a whopping 13 x 17 cm, this patch is not just a statement—it’s a billboard.

Featuring a fierce woman unleashing fiery laser beams from her eyes, it screams don’t mess with me.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever stared down nonsense and thought, Not today, Satan, not today, this patch is the ultimate power move. With bold embroidery, vibrant colors, and enough attitude to make even your most annoying coworker think twice, it’s the only accessory you need for those “don’t even try me” days.

Slap it on your jacket, bag, or battle armor (metaphorically speaking) and let the world know you’re not here for the drama. Made with high-quality materials, this patch is as durable as your patience for BS is not.Big, bold, and totally unapologetic, the “Not Today” Laser Eyes patch isn’t just an accessory—it’s a way of life. Wear it. Channel it. Own it. Because today is for you, and not for them.

Measurements: 13 x 17cm

  • Iron on info

    Iron-On Patch Application Guide

    • Prepare fabric: Ensure clean, wrinkle-free fabric.

    • Heat Iron & place: Set to appropriate fabric temperature. Place the patch where desired.

    • Protect, press & hold: Use heat-resistant fabric over the patch. Iron with even pressure for 15-20 seconds.

    • Check Adhesion: Verify secure attachment; re-iron if needed.

    For more detailed instructions go here Iron application

  • Sew on info

    Sew-On Patch Attachment Guide:

    • Choose Placement: Decide where to attach the patch.

    • Thread Needle: Thread and knot the needle.

    • Start Sewing: Begin sewing from the backside, hiding the knot. Use small, close stitches to secure the patch.

    • Complete Stitching: Sew around the patch, knot the thread on the backside, and trim excess thread.

    • Inspect and Adjust: Check for secure attachment, re-stitch any loose edges.


    For more detailed instructions go here Sewing application

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