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I identify as a problem patch a smiley red bomb

I identify as a problem patch

$10.00Price

If you’ve ever walked into a room and immediately disrupted the group dynamic in a fun, chaotic way this patch is your energy made visible.

From our friends at Retrograde Supply Co. the "I Identify as a Problem" embroidered patch is perfect for certified menaces, spicy introverts, agents of chaos, and people whose group chat name is "trouble."

This high-quality patch is bold, cheeky, and ready to stick (or sew) onto your jacket, backpack, laptop sleeve, or your boss’s favourite throw pillow.

The lettering is clear and unapologetic much like you. Whether you’re calling out your own red flags with pride or just want to warn others before you speak, this patch is a hilarious and empowering accessory. Self-awareness never looked so good. It’s giving main character energy with a pinch of “may cause problems on purpose.”

Measurements: 8 x 8cm 

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  • Iron on info

    Iron-On Patch Application Guide

    • Prepare fabric: Ensure clean, wrinkle-free fabric.

    • Heat Iron & place: Set to appropriate fabric temperature. Place the patch where desired.

    • Protect, press & hold: Use heat-resistant fabric over the patch. Iron with even pressure for 15-20 seconds.

    • Check Adhesion: Verify secure attachment; re-iron if needed.

    For more detailed instructions go here Iron application

  • Sew on info

    Sew-On Patch Attachment Guide:

    • Choose Placement: Decide where to attach the patch.

    • Thread Needle: Thread and knot the needle.

    • Start Sewing: Begin sewing from the backside, hiding the knot. Use small, close stitches to secure the patch.

    • Complete Stitching: Sew around the patch, knot the thread on the backside, and trim excess thread.

    • Inspect and Adjust: Check for secure attachment, re-stitch any loose edges.


    For more detailed instructions go here Sewing application

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