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The Crushing Psychological Weight of Being Alive Patch
Feeling the crushing psychological weight of being alive? Honestly — same. Why pretend otherwise?
This hilariously bleak patch captures the existential vibe of the modern age with perfection. Whether you’re navigating burnout, climate anxiety, political despair, late-stage capitalism — or all of the above (hello, intersectional existential dread!) — this embroidered patch will speak for you.
Pop it on your favourite jacket, tote, hat, or even your work-from-home hoodie for maximum impact. It’s the kind of patch that gets knowing nods from fellow nihilists and a good chuckle from your more morbidly inclined friends.
Because sometimes acknowledging the chaos is the first step to surviving it. And doing it with a cute patch? That’s self-care.
Measurements: 6 x 10cm
Iron on info
Iron-On Patch Application Guide
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Prepare fabric: Ensure clean, wrinkle-free fabric.
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Heat Iron & place: Set to appropriate fabric temperature. Place the patch where desired.
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Protect, press & hold: Use heat-resistant fabric over the patch. Iron with even pressure for 15-20 seconds.
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Check Adhesion: Verify secure attachment; re-iron if needed.
For more detailed instructions go here Iron application
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Sew on info
Sew-On Patch Attachment Guide:
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Choose Placement: Decide where to attach the patch.
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Thread Needle: Thread and knot the needle.
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Start Sewing: Begin sewing from the backside, hiding the knot. Use small, close stitches to secure the patch.
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Complete Stitching: Sew around the patch, knot the thread on the backside, and trim excess thread.
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Inspect and Adjust: Check for secure attachment, re-stitch any loose edges.
For more detailed instructions go here Sewing application-
